... An advice column from your favourite semi-simian sidekick! Send in your questions about love, life and how to keep those torture implements shining like new to Half-Ape, care of Dr. Nefarious! (Sorry, but Half-Ape doesn't have his own email address -- after the last time he became convinced he was heir to Nigerian royalty, Margot our sysop cut him off.)

   

The Nefarious Bed & Breakfast
a new play by D.J. Sylvis
Produced by Monkeyman Productions

First reading, open to the public
Sunday, January 18, 2009, 7pm
Centre for the Arts
263 Adelaide Street West, Suite 513
Toronto, Ontario